mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded

weaaregroot:

I didn’t ask to get made. [insp]

kowabungadoodles:

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN

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